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Project Dyszombie- Field Report: “The Character of the ADZ-Infected Human”

theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

Field Report, Johanna Ellas:

Update 0.2

Commissioned by Dr. Frederich Hausen

Civilian Defensive Control, Z Task Force

January 18, 2021

Atlanta

Introduction:  The purpose of our field research and thus this short report on the nature of the person afflicted by “ADZ”, or the airborne variant of Derivative Z was to study the nature and habits of the human who suffers its effects.  For brevity’s sake, subjects will be essentialized, and refered to as Z, while those not affected by ADZ are refered to as “people” or “Unaffected”.  This task force began its work in Atlanta in the summer of 2020 and observed Z for a period of six months.

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Z appears to be every bit like a person, alike in all manners of physical appearance.  However, every aspect of the Z is static.  There is no evidence of additional hair growth or loss.  There is no evidence that fingernails grow either.  There is however, a healthier glow about Z previously only seen in those of excellent physical health and adequate nutrition.  Skin appears to be the normal color, there is no loss in pigment in skin, eyes, or hair, teeth remain precisely as they were at the outbreak.

Dissection of previously deceased Z reveals all internal organs to be in the correct locations and all of the right appearance.  No evidence of putridness, rot or decay indicated.  Genetically, Z are no longer human.  Upon testing blood at the start of the outbreak, Z cells demonstrated significant genetic alteration and damage.  It was hypothesized then that the damage arrested cellular metabolism, and caused Z to enter a state of biological stasis.

One defining characteristic of Z is his lumbering walk, which is not very efficient in its energy transfer, but serves him well to allow him to do what he normally does at all hours of the day.  Z spends his days and often nights walking aimlessly.  Tracking devices placed on the clothing of Z have demonstrated that Z moves mostly at random, though if unencumbered by obstacle he will continue to walk in a straight line.  Furthermore, during the early periods of the outbreak, Z was known to walk several hundreds of miles in a straight line before those tracking him lost contact with the device.  We presume the device fell into a lake or was in some other fashion destroyed, but it is just as likely that Z walked completely out of range of the electronic component.

The other defining characteristic is Z’s blank but slightly depressed look on his face, which indicates a complete lack of interest in the world around him.

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Hello Creepy Sleepy faithful, and happy holidays!  Each week on Creepy Sleepy we ask you to tell us what your favorite news and politics blogs are (and please do let us know!) on Tumblr.  For the past few weeks we’ve highlighted our own Creepy Sleepy contributors.  

This week we ask you to follow and recommend something seemingly out of the ordinary: The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse!  Many of the Creepy Sleepy contributors also contribute to this fun little zombie blog and this week we are all sending some holiday love to the Undead in the Weird category on Tumblr!  

Why zombies?  Why not!  Zombies make for fascinating fun.  But why ask the Creepy Sleepy politics crowd to recommend zombies?  On an upcoming podcast we’ll explain - in detail - why zombies represent Man’s Existential Dilemma and systemic human anxiety as a response to media over-saturation in the information age.  Seriously!  

But for now, swing by The Inevitable Zombie Apocalypse, <3 some zombie awesome, and have fun.

Thanks!

- DHP

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You all must be, hands-down, one of the most passionate and devoted follows on the web.  Thank you!  We wish we could recommend the lot of you, but failing that please do a) tell us who we are so our crew can follow you, and b) tell us what zombie blogs you love as so that we can follow and send <3 to your favorite sites.

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Revival of Project Dyszombie

Posted over at @theinevitablezombieapocalypse, this is a project I am working on, about the anti-zombie.

Posted as a link because I apparently cannot reblog from there to here for some reason.